NEXT UP! DOWN UNDER! I simply cannot stress enough how many kangaroo and koala puns I toyed with before deciding to forsake them all in the name of cultural sensitivity, or something. Buuuuuut then I remembered you unleashed Yahoo Serious on us, on the entire unsuspecting world, and things haven’t been the same since. So as revenge, I’m still forsaking the marsupial jokes, but I plan on bugging the living crap out of the residents of four of your cities come March of 2017. You have been warned and have ample time to prepare your defenses and witty retorts.
PS This tour is missing a clever name, but it more than makes up for it with a photo of a sleeping lion. WITH ITS PAWS TUCKED UNDER ITS HEAD. COME ON.
ALL TICKETS GO ON SALE OCTOBER 28TH AT www.oztix.com.au
March 9 – Lazy Bones, Sydney, NSW
March 10 – Edinburgh Castle, Adelaide, SA
March 11 – The Spotted Mallard, Melbourne, VIC
March 12 – Crowbar Black, Brisbane, QLD